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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 12:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

Then came..

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

NASA Mars Orbiter Captures Volcano Peeking Above Morning Cloud Tops - NASA (.gov)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Still no good

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

World Boxing apologizes for naming Olympic champion Imane Khelif in sex test policy - NBC News

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Teddi Mellencamp cozies up to rumored new boyfriend during romantic outing - Page Six

No way

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Night Owls Face Faster Cognitive Decline - Neuroscience News

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Capivasertib given to breast cancer patients in Wales for first time - BBC

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

"It Seems Like Science Fiction”: Researchers Unleash Breakthrough Tracking Technology Using Environmental DNA - The Debrief