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14.06.2025 19:59

Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
Then came..
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share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...