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11.06.2025 12:39
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Loons and Moons
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Then came..
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
NASA Mars Orbiter Captures Volcano Peeking Above Morning Cloud Tops - NASA (.gov)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Still no good
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
World Boxing apologizes for naming Olympic champion Imane Khelif in sex test policy - NBC News
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Jason Sudeikis Remembers Uncle George Wendt as “an Incredible Influence” - The Hollywood Reporter
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Teddi Mellencamp cozies up to rumored new boyfriend during romantic outing - Page Six
No way
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
AI-Focused Apple Music Reboot Said to Be in the Works - MacRumors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Night Owls Face Faster Cognitive Decline - Neuroscience News
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Capivasertib given to breast cancer patients in Wales for first time - BBC
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones