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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 19:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

No way

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

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No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Webb telescope images frigid exoplanet in strange orbit - Phys.org

Still no good.

Then came..

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share office space ...

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They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?